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Updated Posts…- ‘Axe’ Effect… October 31, 2009Communication is as limiting as it is liberating. There would have been several times when you would have told someone to try and grasp the meaning of the idea conveyed than sticking to the literal meaning. People have been taking this a step forward and filing suits for non-compliance and such. A 26-Year-Old has filed a [...]Ankit
- The “Writer’s” Block! October 20, 2009It wasn’t always like this. There was a time, yes sir, when I used to have a million (literally) things to write about and hence was pretty effortless thing to do. My past bears witness that I have never done anything that would require making an effort . However, today it’s been more than [...]Ankit
- Journey to… June 4, 2009You see the seeds of this thing were planted as far back as July of 2006 (almost two months before I started this blog). We, my post-grad group, wanted to relive the days of the yore and have fun together again. There were many trips that were planned but died a natural death due to [...]Ankit
- Back on track? June 2, 2009For sometime now there is enough buoyancy in the hopes of people in and outside India about the end of recession. There have been number of articles, soundbites, and news. Some articles talk about India and one of the most promising nation to outbid recession. Finally we can look forward to ‘Life’s Good’ instead of…Ankit
- Marriage & Ferris Wheel May 27, 2009A husband and wife went to the city fair. The wife wanted to go on the Ferris wheel, but her husband wasn’t comfortable with that, so the wife went on by herself. The wheel went round and round and suddenly the wife was thrown out and landed in a heap at her husband’s feet. “Are you [...]Ankit
- India Kicks Ass! May 27, 2009Google is a way of life for many of you, I am sure. Have you ever looked at this fantastic data that google spews? The elliptical circles: Blue explains why India still kicks China’s ass in outsourcing Green explains why India ranks 24th in Global Hunger Index Red explains why India ranks 2nd in population India still rocks!Ankit
- Daddy’s Day At School – II May 27, 2009(Read Part I here) “My Daddy couldn’t be here, Because he lives so far away, But I know he wishes he could be, Since this is such a special day. “And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know, All about my Daddy, And how he loves me so. “He loved to tell me stories, He taught me to ride my bike, He surprised [...]Ankit
- Daddy’s Day At School – I May 25, 2009Her hair was up in a pony tail, Her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy’s Day at school, And she couldn’t wait to go. But her Mommy tried to tell her, That she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, If she went to school alone. But she was not afraid, She knew just what to say. What to [...]Ankit
- Old Guy Wisdom May 8, 2009Very Interesting as long as you don’t have to experience it. I started out with nothing…and I still have most of it. When I was young, I would go out and sow my wild oats, then I would pray for a crop failure. But when did my wild oats turn to prunes and all bran? I finally got [...]Ankit
- Magic Words… March 16, 2009In the very earliest time, when both people and animals lived on earth, a person could become an animal if he wanted to and an animal could become a human being. Sometimes they were people and sometimes animals and there was no difference. All spoke the same language. That was the time when words were like magic. The human mind had [...]Ankit
- The Murder March 6, 2009She did not feel anything. There should have been remorse, guilt, even uneasiness would have been fine but she did not. The situation had worsened demanding her to go a little further everytime. She gave in every single time promising herself that it would be the last. This empty promise reminded her of her daughter, [...]Ankit
- Recession Proof… March 4, 2009This Story is about a man who once upon a time was selling Hotdogs by the roadside. He was illiterate, so he never read newspapers. He was hard of hearing, so he never listened to the radio. His eyes were weak, so he never watched television. But enthusiastically, he sold lots of hotdogs. He was [...]Ankit
- Next Time! March 3, 2009Something that happened recently reminded me of my school days. Some of you may have read my flash fiction stories. These were written as a part of contest submission and around 5 days back the results were announced… I did not win. Don’t be smug that you second-guessed; ofcourse I did not win or else this [...]Ankit
- Malice… March 2, 2009[as the elevator doors open] Andy: Speak of the Devil Jed: And the Devil shall appear Dr. Jed Hill: I’m the new guy around here and I want to make friends, so I’ll say this to you and we’ll start fresh. If you don’t like my jokes, don’t laugh. If you have a medical opinion, then [...]Ankit
- Finish Unfinished Tasks February 28, 2009Noted on the web: I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me. In today’s hectic world we all could use a little calm. By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace. The article read: “The way to achieve inner peace is to finish [...]Ankit
- ‘Axe’ Effect… October 31, 2009
My Performance Appraisal…
April 5, 2007
FROM THE DESK OF THE EVIL HUMAN RESOURCES DIRECTOR:
Performance Appraisal for Mr. Desai:
His performance defies measurement. The quality of his work is well known. Our company benefits have not been wasted on Mr. Desai and his full capabilities have only been recently discovered. A reevaluation of his salary is long overdue and he handles assignments with unlooked-for creativity. His worth to the company can only be imagined. It is apparent that his work sets him apart from his peers and his work may greatly impact the company.
* In Strict Confidence * Courtsey: Dilbert
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