Category Archives: Ha ha ha

Today’s visit to Rajkot was marred in a way… I had to sit next to an extremely obese guy and while I have nothing against obesity but why don’t they try and work something out? Don’t brand me as the ‘Ku Klux Klan’ yet… I am not being judgmental… though we always are… “Have you ever noticed how you brand anybody going slower than you as an idiot, and anyone going faster than you as a maniac?”

Just like I always want the window seat, I always want to have enough part of the armrest. This New Image guy’s forearms were so bulky forget the armrest I was fighting to defend my chair seat… he had even taken that up… over a period of time I gave up… receded to the space that I had and stayed there with a fierce look that said “If you come any closer, I will personally kill you…” (though I must not be good at that since he did that all the time…)

And all those out there who want to deliver a positive message… Quit that… else someday this will happen…

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I wonder if the Gujarat Education Board missed out intentionally on putting this one is our course content…

Equation 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy
Therefore,
Human - enjoy = Donkey + work
In other words,
Human that don’t know enjoy = Donkey that work

Equation 2
Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Men = Donkeys + earn money
Therefore,
Men - earn money = Donkeys
In other words,
Men that don’t earn money = Donkeys

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Warning: Read Part I first!

‘Sweating like a pig’… Do you know what that phrase means… I know it and I know it far too graphically. It was 11am of a very humid Mumbai morning and I was drenched… I did not sweat as much even when I was giving my board exams and while reading my physics question paper I realized that all questions seemed alien to me…But then I am getting ahead of myself here… let me recount what happened in my journey… The guy who had previously asked to exchange seats with my friend was back with a new DEMAND…

I have never been posh… but what with the appraisal and all I was feeling like a million dollars… I had carried shorts and changed into them from the rather uncomfortable jeans that I was wearing (ofcourse I had double checked that Sush was not in any of the compartments – including the two tier AC compartment) which was a core part of my ‘shining armor’ (read more about the shining armor)… 15 minutes had passed hence I had resumed watching Mystery, Alaska and that ‘guy’ asks… “Bhai saab, would you happen to have an extra pair of shorts…?” I looked at him… I didn’t know what to tell him… then just when I thought of giving him a treatment similar to the one that my friend had given… he adds… “You know these terecot trousers are not very comfortable… there is no breathing space…” Obviously this guy was not aware that there is such a concept as ‘too much information’… It’s moments like these when you realize your true love… blogging… There was a guy asking for my shorts, I mean my honor was at stake and all I could think about was how good a post this would make… go figure…

The friend came to my rescue… he quickly interjected saying… “How much is your gold chain worth?”… Finally he slept off on his berth forming a deathly grasp around his luggage…

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