This post is primarily for the Segway riders. If you feel you’ve not lost enough of dignity already and if you want to truly get in touch with your inner nincompoop, help is on the way. Believe me this is the ultimate thing to get you branded as a ‘nerd’. If you’ve never owned a Segway and think that the picture of the right is something that you want to be do then what can I say but ‘Fire Away…’
Toyota has unveiled the Winglet, sure to be a ridicule-magnet. It has a top speed of 3.7 miles an hour – faster than walking but not fast enough to get away from a jeering mob with torches and pitchforks.
Toyota didn’t say when it will start selling the Winglet, or how much it will cost. A company executive said, “We first have to gauge the reaction of the people.”
Who wouldn’t want to be a part of this Bloodbath?
(Pic: Right) On a completely different topic, how cool is this expression? (A model poses during the show of the label “Anglomania” of British designer Vivienne Westwood during the ‘Fashionweek Berlin Spring Summer 2009′ in Berlin, July 20, 2008. REUTERS/Hannibal Hanschke)