Deja Vu…

I am sure lot of you guys will experience a deja vu going thru this one… 😀

Common lines after people get drunk…

  • Tu to Mera bhai hai…bhai !!!
  • You know i am not drunk…
  • Gaadi mein Chalaunga…
  • Tu bura mat maann bhai…
  • Mai teri Dil Se Izzat Karta hu…
  • Abe bol daal aaj usko, aar yaa paar….
  • Aaj saali Chad nahi rahi hai kya baat hai??
  • Tu Kya samajh raha hai mujhe chad gayi hai…
  • Ye mat samajh ki peeke bol raha hu…
  • Abe yaar kahin kam to nahi padegi itnee…
  • Chhote, Ek Ek Chhota aur ho Jae…lovely waala !!!
  • Baap ko mat Sikhao…
  • Yaar magar tune mera dil tod diya…
  • Kuchh bhi hai par saala Bhai hai Apna…
  • Tu Bolna Bhai, kya chahiye…Jaan chahiye hazir hai ???
  • Abe mere ko aaj tak nahi Chadee…shart laga saala aaj tu..
  • Chal teri baat karata hoon usse, phone number de uska…
  • Saale teri bhabhie hai wo…bhabie ki nazar se dekh usko…
  • Yaar tu samjha kar.. wo tere layak nahi hai…
  • Chal bhai tu kah raha hai to tere liye chodh diya usko.. aaj se wo teri…bana issi baat par ek – ek aur peg !!!
  • Tujhe kya lagta hai chadh gayi hai… abhi ek full aur khatam kar sakta hun…

and the best one…

  • Yaar aaj uski bahut yaad aa rahi hai

And Finally…

  • Salla… aajse daru band…!!!
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